So...apparently I'm a hick. Or a redneck. Or just country. Or just Southern. Maybe it's a combination of all those. My new roommate is from Texas. Oh Texas! she's southern/country then! Wrong. She is a city girl. Hailing from the grand metroplex of Dallas. And she thinks I'm that combination above. I, or course, don't mind. I will gladly claim whatever title people throw at me, just as long as it's under the Mason-Dixon. Here's a few of the reasons I am the above mentioned:
1) I can build a fire
2) I can cook from scratch when I need to
3) I don't throw things away
4) I like to camp, in a tent
5) I don't mind peeing on the ground, or in a hole
6) I like being outside
7) I'll eat food I've dropped on the floor
8) I can use tools like a hammer and saw and build things
9) I pronounce "Appalachia" correctly...I had to repeat that one for her
10) I have the accent
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