10 mosquitos snippets

1) mosquitos here are annoying 2) they live in my bedroom 3) I don't know where they come from 4) they buzz my ears at night and wake me up 5) I spray my ears with 100% deet, they still buzz 6) I sit up in bed with the light on waiting for them to land on me hoping to squash one 7) I stand in front of the mirror at 4am hoping to see them wizz by so I know it's not all in my head 8) I sleep with the air freshener on my night stand ready to spray one thinking it's faster than my hands 9) I sleep with the sheet over my head and they still find their way in 10) I smack my own ears **lesson learned: I bought a mosquito net canopy for my bed